Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi
1 Chuenti Or Hathi Ki Love Marriage Hoi Next Day Hathi Ki Death Hogai
Chuenti Boli:
Wah Re Mohabbat, 1 Din Ka Pyar Mila, Ab Sari Zndagi Qabr Khodny Me Lag Jaigi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 978 views
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