Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga

Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 628 views
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