A school went on a school trip to Rome
A class went on a school trip to Rome. On the Sunday they all went to church and when they came out the teacher said, `I hope you all behaved.' .
Oh, yes, sir,' said one girl. `A kind man offered me a plate full of money but I said, "no thanks".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views
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