Khali ho kya...
santa to rikshawala : Are o bhai khali ho kya
Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali hoon
santa: Aao Chalo Phir Tash khelte hain..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 584 views
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Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hoti hai
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Happys Endings..
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Aur agar aisa nhi hota
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Karte Hain”
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Susu Kar Diya.
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Maine Kiya Naam Kutte Ka Aaya“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
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1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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What Is The Name Of Your Car ?
Lady :I Forgot The Name
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Sardar :Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ek chor ko ko police dh0ndh rahe thi
ch0r jaldi se jhulay me late geya,or feedar munh me daal lia..
P0lice kya kar rahe ho?
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police,jaldi piy0o phr,PEEP PEEP Pe jaen ge
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Pathan: Ye Hmara Dooor Ka Sagga Bhai Hy
Srdar: Dooor Ka.Saga Bhai? Me Samja Nai
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by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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After Years Of Marriage:
My Marriage Is Made Of
Trust & Understanding
She Doesn't Trust Me
&I Dont Understand Her!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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he asked waiter,
" Syllabous to lana zara"
by Muneeb Alam (few years ago!)