Auraton Ko Kyun Ghoorte Ho?
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Aadmi: Ji, aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 750 views
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