A man was asked
A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes
& goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes &
goes ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 698 views
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