Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1028 views

Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bank

A Girlfriend Calls her Boyfriend

GF : Honey where are you ?

BF : I'm at the bank.

GF : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress.

BF : Sorry, I meant I was at the "bank"
of a river ..
Do you want fish ??"

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Larki Mandir Me

Larki Mandir Me-Hai Bhagwan
Kisi Samajhdar Aadmi Se Meri Shadi Karwa Do

Bhagwan-Ghar Chali Ja Beti
Samajhdar Aadmi Kabi Shadi Hi Nahi Krte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bat ko mzak me ni lena..

Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

ammi kaha ja rehien hain

muna ammi kaha ja rehien hain,

Ammi:beta main bazaar ja rehi hun,

Muna: “ammi main bi chalon ga”,

Ammi: “magar beta tum ne kal hi to kapre kharede hain”,

Muna: “ammi humhare teacher kehte hain ke roz naha kar naye kapre pehnte hain”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)