Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki

Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,

admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji

"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"

Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja

"CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1107 views
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