Pathan

Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,

Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.

Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 514 views
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