Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 641 views

Attendence.. Pap

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan to molvi

Pathan molvi se:namaz wozu k bagair ho jati hai?
Molvi:nahein hoti.
Pathan:kaise nahein hoti me ne khud parh k dekhi hai.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)

Tum muze bhulna mat.

girl (pyar se): tum muze bhulna mat.

boy: are tum jaisi panoti ko bhulega bhi kaun!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY

SADR TRAIN MA APNI BERTH PY APNI WIFE K UPER LETA HUA THA'EK STATIOON PY TRAIN RUKI'

EK ADMI NY KHIRKI SY MUN ANDR KR K POCHA SARDAR G JGA HA;

SADR,PAGAL DIYA PUTRA TENU NIE DESDA BANDAY TY BANDY CHARYA JGA KITHOO HOI.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

One friday night

One Friday night, a policeman saw a car parked up at "makeout point." Shining his flashlight in the window, he saw a young man fidgeting in the front seat glancing at his watch and a young woman sitting in the back seat and reading a magazine.

"Excuse me, son" said the cop, "but how old are the two of you?"

"I'm eighteen, sir, and" (checking his watch another time) "in ten more minutes, she'll be eighteen too!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)