Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 649 views

in computer exam

in computer exam...
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Examiner:"What is Microsoft Excel?"
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Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

LADY 2 BHIKHARI

LADY 2 BHIKHARI-
MAINE TUMHE KAHI DEKHA H?
BHIKHARI-KYA MADAM! KAL HI TO fb PE CHATTING KI THI OR AAPNE MERI PHOTO PE COMMENT DIA THA

LOOKIN SO SWEET.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek husband god se bola,

Ek husband god se bola, “India se Russia tak pakki
sadak banwa dijiye.”
God bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.”
Husband bola, “To phir aap meri wife ko samajhdaar
aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
God bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Yoga Teacher to a woman

Yoga Teacher to a woman: Kya yoga karne se tumare husband ki sharab peene ki aadat me kutch badlav aaya?

Funny Woman: Hanji, ab vo sar ke bhar khade ho ke sari ki sari botal pi jate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day a blonde was horseback riding

One day a blonde was horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started going too fast and bouncing out of control. The blonde tried with all her might to hang on, but soon was thrown off.

With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce on the ground as the horse would not stop or even slow down. Just as the blonde was about to give up hope and was losing consciousness...

The K-Mart manager came out and unplugged the horse.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)