Srdar in FireBarged.

Lady called: Mere Ghr Main Aag Lag Gyi Hy.
Srdar: Pani Dalo.
Lady: Dala tha, Aag Nhi Bujhi.
Srdar:
Fir mojaan kro asi V te pani E sutna C.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 2234 views

Implanted A Women's Ear

A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:

Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman's Ear.

Doctor: It Makes No Difference.

Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Bar Ek Bachhe

Ek Bar Ek Bachhe Ne Shiv Ji Bhagwan Se Prayer Ki.
Bachha: “ Hey Bhagwan Mujhe Ek Cycle De Do ”

Esa Lagatar Ek Hafta Karne Par Bhi Kuch Nahi Hua

To Agle Din Vo Mandir Mein Gaya Aur Ganesh Ji Ki Moorti Utha Le Aaya
Aur Shivji Ko Prayer Mein Bola.

Bachha: “” Agar Bacha ChahiyeTo Cycle Leke Mandir Aa Jana “

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Loadshadding ke fowaied

Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,UPS &
Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi Bijli Ka Bill Kam
Aiga Mobile Charge Na Hone Se Balance & Time
Saving TV Na Dakhnay Say Gunaho Ma Kami Sabr
Karney Ki Waja Se Jannat Mein Jaaney K Ziyada
Imkanat (A Public.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

Aisa DOSTANA hama


Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar vs dost

Sardar:aik din mujhe bahut gussa aya aur me ne zor se dewar pe laat mari aur wo toot gai.
Dost:aby jhoot mat bol
sardar:dewar nai meri laat toot gai thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)