There was a couple
There was a couple who had been married for a
long time, and one day, they were walking through
the park together, when they saw a young couple
sitting on a bench, kissing each other very
passionately. So the wife said to the husband,
"Honey, why don't you do that?" And the husband
said, "How? I don't even know that lady!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 584 views
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