Girls are like internet virus!
Girls are like an internet virus:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets,
Transfer your money,
Edit your mind,
Download their problems and
Delete your smile
So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 704 views
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