PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai
PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai
Friend: wo kase?
PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain ,
Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 764 views
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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..
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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick
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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)
Don't ever let girl cry......
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