Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz
Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:
Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki…
2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar.
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