PPP VS MQM

PPP: Tum kitne bhutto maroge har ghar se Bhutto niklega.

MQM:Har ghar main Saathi bhejeinge phir p0nka bhutto niklega.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1038 views

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay
IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:
. Make the best of it
. Dont doubt anything
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever
IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things
worse.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best
for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

addiction

I used facebook for a few days and got
addicted to it..

But I am studying since I was 4..
..
why the hell I am not getting addicted to it :P

by dracula (few years ago!)

What about your result?

Father: What about your result?
Son: Dad, Principal's son failed..

Father: What about yo?

Son: Dad, doctor's daughter also failed..

Father: Well what about you?

Son: I am not Zardari's son, I am also failed..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maaa

Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink

And took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes
Looked at the girl and said ,’maaa!’.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laaloo Prasad

Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar: Goal Karnay K Liye.

Laaloo: Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.Ha Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)