PPP VS MQM

PPP VS MQM

PPP: Tum kitne bhutto maroge har ghar se Bhutto niklega.

MQM:Har ghar main Saathi bhejeinge phir p0nka bhutto niklega.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 647 views
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