Pathan
1 Pathan bhut der se ek haseen larki ko ghoor raha tha,
Larki Boli: kia dekh rahe ho?
Pathan Bola:Wo hum soch raha tha k agar aap hamari Ammi hoti to hum bhi bhut \”khoubsourat\” hota……
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 687 views
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Parvati-Ganesh le Gaya.
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us se Tang Aa Kr
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