Police ne kutian

Sardar: Kal menoo Police ne kutia

Dost:Fer tu kuch nhi kita

Sardar:Mai aakhya himat hai te
kaly kaly ao

Dost:Fir ..?

Sardr:Fir sarian ne wari wari

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 553 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Breakup

Aaj

Finally Hamara Breakup Ho Gaya..
.
.
.
.
Me & My
.
.
.
.
.
Books
.
.
.
.
.
Q K Hum Ek Dusray Ko Samajh Nahi Paaye.. :-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Maa mein KBC se bol raha

Maa mein KBC se bol raha hun.Mere Pitaji ka naam kya hai

Maa:Sawal Kitne ka hai.
Banta:1000 Rupess ka.

Maa:Quit karde 1000 rupaye ke liye ghar mein talwarein nikal aayengi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?

Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?

Santa: A police dog.

Banta: Oh, but he doesn't look like one.

Santa: That's because he's in the secret service.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Operation Me mujhe

Santa: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena

Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?

santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

,

They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

,

I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko

1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Taleem yafta ho jata

Log khty hn k 1 larki k parhny sy sara ghr taleem yafta ho jata hai

Lekin us larki k college jany sy 40 lrky fail ho jaty hn uska kya?? :P :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Stupidity

what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two
Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Why has the Govt

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Sargodha is great

Bhikari: Mein bahut lachaar ..

ZONG walon ki Awaz aye.

Cheel ko English Main kya Ke..

Khan Sahb Ki Flight Ma Tabya..

Ashqi Wala Sher Sunao

Santa to Banta

Yesterday I sent a fax

Teacher : What comes after 69?

Rang gora karne wali cream

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook