Pati- Meri Nazar Kamzor Ho Gayi

Pati- Meri Nazar Kamzor Ho Gayi Hai, Sochta Hu Chashma Banwa Lu.

Patni- Rehne Do! Colony Me Mujhse Sundar Koi Nahi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views
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