Do pagal aik train mein safar kar rahay
Do pagal aik train mein safar kar rahay the pehlay pagal nay doosray pagal say poocha.
Pehla pagal: kia aap lahor jayeingay
Doosra pagal nahi mein Lahore jaonga.
Pehla pagal acha mein samjha aap Lahore jayein gay.
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