aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya...

Shadeed Garmi mai Bus Stop py Log bus K intizar mai khare thy, ek Faqir aya, Sub sy Bheek Li



aur Rikshaw mai baith kr chaLa gya...

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