Blonde to servant
Blonde to servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's raining.
Blonde: So what take an umbrella and go !!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 738 views
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Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:
Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.
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A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
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A Drunk Sardar Fails From 3rd Floor
People Gather Around & Ask:
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He Said: Pata Nahin Main V Hune Aya Haan!!!
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1st sardar:dunia ka sub se mushkil kaam kon sa hai.
2nd sardar:helmat pehni hui larki se chumi lena.
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Pathan:
Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha
Dost:
Wo kaisay ?
Pathan:
Hamara Maa kehta he Jab Hum Rota tha, to sara Ghar Sar pe otha leta tha.
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Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher to class: “Behind every successful man there is a woman.”
What do we learn from it?
1 Student: ” We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman.;
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-Son: No thanks, I'd rather fail by myself.
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