Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. 
Banta: Ye Kya Hai? 

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai 

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai 

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1169 views

My wife and I never argue

Santa: My wife and I never argue.
Banta: Not even when she is right?

Santa: I don`t know. That has never happened with me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qayamat Ki 10 Nishaniyan

1. Zardari imaandari krega

2. Altaf Karachi aiga

3. Musharraf pe muqadma chalega

4. Shireen Rehman perda kregi

5. Chodhry Shujaat ko bolna aiga

6. Sheikh Rasheed ki shaadi ho jaigi

7. Bilawal ko Pakistani siyasat aa jaigi

8. Pooreh mulk main Eid aik hi din main manai jaigi

9. Nawaz Shareef sach bolney lagega

10. Moulana Fazal-Ur-Rehman briefcase nahi lega..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hint Do Lalooji

Laloo to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumhari.

Rabri: Laloo Ji, Koi hint do na?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two strings in a park

One day there were 2 strings in a park.One string went on the swing and the other one went on the slide.While the string which went on the slide went on the round about.While the other string which went on the round about made a tangled mess.And the string which went on the swing said he is driving me mad.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Teacher. Class Ka Group

Teacher. Class Ka Group Photo Dikhatey Huye:

"Jub Tum Baray Ho Jao Ge Tou Herat Se Photo Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge Ke:

Yeh Nida Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gai.
...
Yeh Sana Hai Jo Londan Chali Gai.

Yeh Pappu Hai Jo Wahin ka Wahin Hai".

Pappu Jal Kar Bola:

"Aur Yeh Humari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)