Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main

Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . .
Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ?
Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai. .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 886 views
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