Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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