Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar KaRNa photo leni hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 798 views
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What is
“Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..?
Studnt:-
Jinga Lala hurrRrr…
Prof:
ye kya tha…?
Studnt:-
pehly ap batain wo kya tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya! Ring mastar: Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai? Boy : Main aata hoon par pehle iss sher ko peeche karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai.
Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai?
santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hello G! Main Shahrukh Khan bol raha hoon "KO BANEGA KARORPATI" se mere samne aapki girl friend bethi hain jo ke bohat acha khail khail rahi hian, Ab agli awaz unki hogi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "BACHAO, BACHAO, BACHAO
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola
“Beta tum bahut padhoge”
Ladka : Saale padh to mein 3 saal se raha hu, ye
bata paas kab hounga???
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta : Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa :Kyun?
Banta : Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega
Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir
P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir
P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir
Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
History Teacher :
From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student:
Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Ek Nayi Nayi Ladki Fasai Aur Usko Date Pe Restaurant Mein Le Gaya.
Khana Khane Ke Baad Pappu Us Ladki Ko Bola.
Pappu: “Darling, I Love U”
Girl: “I Don’t”
Boy: “Think Again”
Girl: “No, I Don’t”
Boy: “Waiter, Bill Alag-Alag Lana”
Girl: “Arrey, I Love You Kah To Rahi Hun, Tum Bhi Na Majak Ka Bhi Bura Maan Jate Ho“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)