A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views

Jaan Nikal De Ya Naan Nikal De

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.

Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joke

wo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let`s fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We`re new here," says the second one. "It`s dark out, and we don`t know where to look. We`d better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere."

He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his friend to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks "See that black building over there?

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn`t."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Old Man School K Principal Se

Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein

Principal:
Aap Kon?
... ......
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada

Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Wakeel K Betay

Ek Wakeel K Betay Ko uski maan Ne Thapharr
Mara.
Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha Ammi Ne Mujhe
bilaWaja Maara hai.
Baap Ne Usay ek aur Thapharr maara aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Bete HoKar Tumhen Itna B nahi Pata K
SupremeCourt K khilaaf Appeal HighCourt mai nahe
Hoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam

Teacher:
Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon
k naam btao.??

Boy:Mendak..

Teacher:
4 aur btao

… Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,

Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)