A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 651 views

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna

Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Do pathan apas mein baatein kar rahe they

Do pathan apas mein baatein kar rahe they

Pehle ne kaha yaarTum bare kaam chor ho

Yeh son kar dosra bola, ghalt bilkool ghalt Mujhe tu kaam se sakht nafrat hai Main bhala woh shey kion churane lagaJo mujhe pasand naheen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa Last year

Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweler`s shop.

Banta: And then what happened?

Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweler.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na

Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na
Papa: Beta Usmein 9 Mahine Lagte Hain,
Pappu: Mujhe Kuch Nahi Pata Aap 4-5 Log Aur Laga Do, Jaldi Chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ken

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in, it’s freezing out here?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)