A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 939 views

School nahi jaonga

Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga. Papa: Kyon Beta?

Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?

Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke

Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !”

Second Sardar: “Kaise?“

First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 pandito main larai

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to
isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar : O banno car ki speed

Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,

santa:acha vala hai,Lala:ha,

Santa: achi quality ka hai,

Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)