kallay kallay aao.

Sardar:  Kal menu 9 aadmian ne kutia.

Pandit:   Fer tu kuj nai kita?

Sardar:   Mai keha himmat hy te kallay kallay aao.

Pandit:   Fer.?

Sardar:   Fer sarian ne wari wari kutia.

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