Pthan ki aqal
1 Pathan apny Jaib mai Pathar dal ke Ja raha tha
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Kesi ne pocha: Esa kion kar rahy ho?
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Pathan: es dunia mai us ki Qadar hoti hai, jes ki Jaib bhaari hoti hai.
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 810 views
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