Pthan ki aqal

1 Pathan apny Jaib mai Pathar dal ke Ja raha tha
.
Kesi ne pocha: Esa kion kar rahy ho?
.
Pathan: es dunia mai us ki Qadar hoti hai, jes ki Jaib bhaari hoti hai.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 576 views
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