I offer my opponents

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1038 views
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santa ne ekk admi ke thappad

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..

admi- meri kya galti thi??

santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge...

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by A. Sami (few years ago!)
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"Derwazy Ko Kundi Maro Koi Na Ander Aany Paye..

Teacher Ko Samjha Do Cheating Ghlti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaye..

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Aray Abhi To Paper Shuru Huwe Hen.. :-)

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1 class ka bacha

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he.
Me
aapko kesa lagta
hon.

Miss so sweet,

Bacha: To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko aap
k
ghar kb bhejon.

Miss: wo q.

Bacha:Take wo
hamari
baat aage chalaeen,

Miss:ye kya bkwaas
hai.
Bacha:
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Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b na Qasam se

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