begum wife
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai?
Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1090 views
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