Tumhara Dost Kese Mara

Police : Tumhara Dost Kese Mara

Sardar :
Pata Nahi Wo Bola Mere Pet
Me Chuhe Kud Rahe He
To Mene Usko Chuhe Marne Ki Dawa Khila Di

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 675 views
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