A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer
Sir G! Barood Thora Kum Dala Karen, Last Time Hamara Admi
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Jannat Se 3 Kilometer
Agy Nikal Gya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views

SoN: Main SchooL Nahi jaonga

SoN: Main SchooL Nahi jaonga

Mom: Q?

Son: job Karonga

Mom: 4TH CLass Parrh kar Kya Kaam Karo Gay?

Son: three CLass Ki Larkion Ko Tution Parhaonga..:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.


Two Sardars

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye?

2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye

Sardar on Train Tack

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris Abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sabzi Wala

Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,

kaafi der ho gayi,

Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:

Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho

to Aik kilo de do :P ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Memon Toothbrush Dena

Memon : Toothbrush Dena

Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho

Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?

Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen

Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab h copy or kho gaye pen

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)