Hamari tumhari dosti duniya ke liye ek misal hai
Tumhe dekha toh laga kya maal hai,
Tumhe pane ke liye bichaya jaal hai,
Par kya kare ye college ka hamara aakhri saal hai.

by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 911 views

1 Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi

1 Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
10 lac
20 lac
30 lac
... 1 Aadmi ne Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya to
pas khrry Aadmi se pucha:
Is Car me esi kon C khoobi hy k iske itna daam lag
rha hy?
Aadmi: Ab tak is Car k 10 hadsy hue hen or har
haadsy me srf or srf "Bv" hi foat hui hy.
Aadmi:
40 lakh

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Lrka Gutter mei Gir gya

1 Lrka Gutter mei Gir gya
Batao Q?
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Andheri Gali mei sms type krte hue Ja rha tha
\ (‘^’) /
” ” ” ” ” ”
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“1 Message Recieved”
Jaldi Nikalo Bhosri walon

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Story sunao with moral

Tchr: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1 din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher said to Sardar:

Teacher said to Sardar: Write here your best friend’s name in English.

Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’

Teacher: What’s this mean?

Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faqeer

Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do

Dokandar: Baba kal ana ,

Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me

Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)