Aik sheikh patient hospital mein

Aik sheikh patient hospital mein Nurse par chila raha tha

Doctor ne nurse ko bulwa kar poocha
Woh patient abb kis baat par naraaz ho rahahai

Nurse: woh ess baat par naraaz ho raha hai ke
Medicine khatam hone se pehle hi kion sehat yaab ho geya

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