There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1060 views

Tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho

teacher: tum apni mummy ko mum kahte ho,to apni mumy ki badi bahan or chhoti bahan ko kya kahte ho?
boy: MAXIMUM & MINIMUM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Farmanbardar

Aik bv apne shohar ki bahut farmanbardar thi.





Nechee kia dekh rahe ho joke to upar khatam ho gaya bv aur farmanbardar.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar

Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar
Na Motiyo Ke Haar
Na Koi Kiya Singar
Fir B Kitni Sundar Ho.

Patni-Kaminey Saaf Bol Na
MAKE-UP K Liye Paise Nahi Dunga
Ha ha ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kamal Ki Cheez

Pathan: Is TV Ki Kiya Qeemat Hai.?

Salesman: 1 Lakh..

Pathan: Q Is Me Kiya Khas Baat Hai.?

Salesman: Light Chali Jaye Gi to
Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..

Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
Is Ko Pack Ker Do :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Motor cycle per phanka le ja rhe the

2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe
they ,
Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un
ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or
donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,
bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)