Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

by taimur (few years ago!) / 1078 views

Old Man School K Principal Se

Old Man School K Principal Se:
Zara Papu Ko Bula Dein

Principal:
Aap Kon?
... ......
Old Man:
Mai Uska Dada

Principal:
Wo Chutti Leker Ap K Janazay Mai Gaya Hai......

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Finger tastes nice

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

"Mommy, where's my booger?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar to Milkman: Bhaiyya tum Do din kyu nahi Aaye?

Milkman: Aapki Bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi.

Sardar: to Bhains ka dudh le aate!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Wife Husband And A Boyfriend

1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
,
ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR USKE Boy Frnd
KO
PITNE LGA.
.
LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
,
DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
.
(fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or wo husbnd ko mrne
lga)
lady-mar sale ko,na khud ghumane le jata h na kisi
or ko
ghumane deta he

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jung Computer Say

1 Pakistani Dosray Say:
Yar Kehtay Hain Iss Bar
Jung Computer Say Lari Jai Gi?

2nd: Haan Misile Computer Say Control Hotay Hain Na ?

1st:
Phir To Hum Jung Haar Jain Gay

2nd:Wo Kaisay?

1st: Yar Agr Misile Chalanay Say Pahlay He Bijli Chali Gayi To?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)