Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya
Jail Mai Sardar Ka Dost Us
Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai
Tum Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
K Tum Jail Me Ho Srdar:
Sardar:
Main Ne Bank Luta
Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1080 views
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