A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town.
When the children returned to school a few days
later, one grade school teacher asked her students
whether they had used the time away from school
constructively.
"I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just
prayed for more snow."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2721 views

Gaane Tu Akela Sun Rahe Ho

Gaane Tu Akela Sune
In an aeroplane Santa was trying to snatch the headphone from the Pilot

Pilot:What r u doing?
Santa:Ticket Hum Dein, Aur Gaane Tu Akela Sun rahe ho!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st Friend:" chup raho dek

1st Friend:" chup raho dekho ghar se phone hai..
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2nd Friend:" arre Zara beer ke bottle toh sarka idhar..
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3rd friend:" tune jo cigrat di wo khatam ho gayi dusri de..
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4th Friend:" (in female voice) januuu yaha aao na plz aaaaooo naaa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Gar main mar gayi to

Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga??

Husband: ?Agar tum na mari to mera ho kya ho ga??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien

Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain
1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn
2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn
3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)