Larki ki amma
Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma…
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 944 views
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