Aj ki taza tareen news .
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News pepar pe ho gi parh lena aur mujhe bi btana.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1310 views

Boys Vs. Girls

Jab boys vomit tab parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
Jab girls vomit tab parents says kaun tha woh kamine,

Moral of the story: jovi vomits boys are always kaminey.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

My sweet girlfriend

My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.

Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.

"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta

Gaou ka master ji bacho ku english parra raha ta-----

Bacho ye ,, M,, hy .

M say mother--maa--jaisay sheeday ki maa----

Dosray din master ji nay board pay W lika-- bacho ye kia hy??

aik bacha bola-----sir---hy tu ye sheeday ki maa --par aj is ki taangay oopar hy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

Full form of Girl
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G :Gappo mai sab se agey
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I : Innocent sirf shakal se
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R : Rone ki automatic
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L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Wife: Kal Aap Ne Girlfriend

Wife: Kal Aap Ne Girlfriend K Saath Movie Dekhi..??

Husband: Kya Karein,
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Aaj Kal Ki Movie Biwi Bachon Ya Family Ke Saath Dekhne Laayakh Kaha Hai.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)