Ab Bolne Se Kiya
“There Is No Word Like IMPOSSIBLE In My Dictionary”
Sardar Says:Ab Bolne Se Kiya Fayidah? “Jub Kharidi Thi Tab Hi Check Karna Tha Na”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 734 views
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