Husband: Kya tum ne mujhe Kutta kaha ?

Wife didn’t answer.

Husband again asks: No answer. Then he asks again.

Wife: Nahi kaha, Plz ab bhonkna band karo.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 875 views

maine pucha chand say

Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”
Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Pathaan ki chalaki

Pathan: Doctor sahb Plastic Surgery par kitna kharcha ayega?
.
Doctor: 2 Laakh
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Pathan: owr agar plastic hum de tu?

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

The school teacher was taking

Basic Maths

The school teacher was taking the class in basic maths She said to little Johnny If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

No Johnny explained the teacher That~s not the right answer Listen If I give you two apples then I add another two apples and another two apples after that how many have you got?

Six replied Johnny

That~s right said the teacher So let~s try again If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits how many have you got?

Seven replied Johnny

Seven! wailed the teacher How do you get seven?

Because I~ve already got one rabbit at home..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Double Roti Khane Ko Kaha Hai

1 Khan Roti Ke Uper Roti Rakh
Ke Kha Raha Tha

Biwi Ne Poocha: Khan Saheb Kia Hua?

Khan : Tabiyat Kharab Hai
Doctor Ne Double Roti Khane Ko Kaha Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek chohe ne sherni ko

Ek Choohe Ne Sherni Ko Purpose Kia Sherni Ne
Kaha Abe Chal Tune
Apna Jism
Jaan Height Dekhi Hai
To Chooha Bola Madam In Sab Ko Choro Mera
Confidence Dekho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)