What is love
Billu: WHAT IS LOVE?Tillu: JAB GIRLFRIEND
PAADE AUR USKI BADBOO BHI TUJHE GULAB KI
KHUSHBOO KI TARAH LAGE.Tab Samajhna Tujhe
Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 650 views
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ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”
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