1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 581 views
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