Pathan ka challenge
Pathan ka challenge
Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.
Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye
Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 867 views
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