dual heart attack msg by a grl to her b.friend :
1st msg : lets break up now . its all over..
2nd msg:
sorry !! sorry !!
DIS MSG WAS NOT FOR U !! :P

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 861 views

Maan vs beta joke

Maa:beta ye darwaze par gande hathun k nishan tumhare hain?
Beta:g nai ammi me to lat maar kar darwaza kholta hon.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

sheeshay k samny

Mirassi sardio mein kese nahatay hain?
sheeshay k samny khare hote hain,
phr sheshay pe pani phenk k kehte hain!
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“oye mar gaye, enna thanda pani :):-D;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley

Doctor sahab ek mareez ko dekhtey hi boley, “Aap ko to ainak ki zaroorat bohat arsey sey thee, laikin aap nazar test kerwaney aaj aaey hein”
“Kamaal hey”, mareez ney hairaan ho ker kaha, “Aap ko yeh baat muaina kerney sey pehley hi maloom ho gyee, aap yaqeenan intehai tajarba kaar doctor hein”
Doctor: “Is mein tajarbey ki koi khaas baat nahi, agar aap bahar laga hua board parh saktey to aap ko maloom ho jaata key mein mahir-e-imraaz-e-niswaan hoon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khana gobar jaisa

Husbend: ye kesa khana banaya hai tum ny bikul gober jaisa . . . . .
Wife: Toba hai !!! is admi ny tu har cheez chakhi hoi hai

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)