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dual heart attack msg by a grl to her b.friend :
1st msg : lets break up now . its all over..
2nd msg:
sorry !! sorry !!
DIS MSG WAS NOT FOR U !! :P
by nadeem (few years ago!) / 999 views
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1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match.
When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan pehle Rozay ko masjid me naat parhne gya
sab logo ne usy buhat maara
Kyun?
Kyun ke pehle hi rozay mein naat parh raha tha
“Alvidah Alvidah Mahe’y Ramzan”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher:
If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya h?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki kitni pakki hoti hain..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA-Mai aur Meri Wife 20 Saal se Khush the
BANTA-Fir Kya hua?
.
.
.
BANTA: Batao Na Yaar!
SANTA: Fir Kya!
Ek din Hum mil gaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..:p:p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan park me baitha tha dost kia kar rahe ho
pathan:badla le raha hun
dost:kis se
pathan:waqt ne mujhe barbad kia ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Manager ne aane wale se pucha: kya tumhe pata
hai ki permission ke bina ander aana mna hai
Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi
ander aaya hu
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)