“Srdar: Tum Bike Taiz Q chla Rhe ho?

Pthan: Ye Letter Urgent Dena he

Srdar: kahan?

Pthan: Addres Prhne ka Time Nhi he

Srdar: Ok Go Fast.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 517 views

Classic Insult

Classic Insult..
1 larka scooty se ja rha tha
toh uska tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mai se nikal gya..

paas mai kuch larkiya khadi thi
or os larke ko boli hpy bday to U..

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Boy-wish krne se kaam nhi chalega,

Cake toh khana hee parega..:P :O :D

hahahahahahaha
Bor rock grls shokd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chae to bna do

Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do.
Wife:
Mein nahi bana rahi.
Pathan
Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana
doonga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 Chance Do

Mureed:
Baba Jee
Agar Main Nazrana Doon
To Guarantee Hai K Mera Bacha Ho Ga.

BABA:
Nazrane Ki Jagah Agar
1 Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The

The Sheriff Of A Small Town Was Also The Towns Veterinarian. One Night The Phone Rang, And His Wife Answered. An Agitated Voice Inquired, "Is Your Husband There? " "Do You Require His Services As A Sheriff Or As A Vet? " The Wife Asked. "Both!" Was The Reply. "We Cant Get Our Dogs Mouth Open, And Theres A Burglar In It. "

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar To Sardarni

Sardar To Sardarni:
“Jaldi Roti De Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Ay,
Main Othe Jaana Ay”…
Sardarni:
“Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gay”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)