Once a boy Uploaded a photo
holding a dog
on Facebook..
.
Girl commented : "Which one is
you?"
.
Boy replied : "The One holding
you.." ;) :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 614 views

A woman visited a Doctor.

A woman visited a Doctor.
Woman: Doctor, I have a problem. I am...

Doctor: I know your problem. You always dream that you have become a horse, right?

Woman: How do you know?!

Doctor: Your pony tail hair style.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hakeem

Ek Pehalwan Tha
Uski Aik Taang Neeli Ho Gai
To Hakeem Nay Kaha Taang Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Phail Gaya Ha. Thoray Dino Baad Dosri B Neeli Ho Gai

To Hakeem Nay Kaha K
Dosri B Kaatni Paray Gi,
Zehar Kafi Phail Gaya Hai
Plastic Ki Tangain Laga De Gaen.
Thoray Din Baad Plastic Ki Taangain B Neeli Ho Gain To Hakeem Nay Kaha Tumhari Bemari Samajh Aa Gai Ha, Tumhari Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Ha. Baaqi Sab Theek Ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jab bhi main is talwaar ko

Pati:-jab bhi main is talwaar ko dekhta hoon to mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann karta hai.
Patni:-to phir jaate kyon nahin?
Pati:-phir unki tooti hui taang yaad aa jaati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bina daant k 2 jaanwaro

Teacher-bina daant k 2 jaanwaro ka naam bataao.
GOLU-Sir , Dada aur Dadi. .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik molvi aik aurat se takra geya

Aik molvi aik aurat se takra geya,

aurat: sharam nahin aati keya , dahri rakh kar dakren marte ho?

molvi, yeh dahri hai, breken nahin

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)