phansi se phele

Jailer: phansi se pehle kisse miloge?

Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi

Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 710 views
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