Teacher: What is your name?.

Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.

Teacher: When I ask aquestion in english,
Answer It In English.

Student: My Name Is Sunlight.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 662 views

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bush and Musharaf were flying in a plane

Bush Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar

2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D

by rahul (few years ago!)

Yeh Saturday Kab Aayega

Rone de aaj humko tu aansooo bahane de Baaho mein mujhe le le aur khud ko tu bheeg jaane de

Hai iss dil mein itna dard,
ki tera daman bhi bheeg jaayega Monday se intzaar me hoon...
Yeh Saturday kab aayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You're nicely dressed

Mom: You're nicely dressed up, where are you going?
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Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook Profile picture. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)